Sunday, 27 February 2011

NEWS FLASH BLUE SPARROW LOVES TO BATHE NAKED IN CARAMEL

So out of boredom I was thinking of coming up with some fake rumors to muddy Blue Sparrow's good name.

How does "BLUE SPARROW LOVES TO LICK BUS STOP BENCHES" sound?

or even "IS YOUR CHILD SAFE FROM THE WAY TIGHTER THAN SOCIALLY NECESSARY HUGS OF THE BLUE SPARROW?"

The boys in the slander department are working hard, but we'll get something that really hits home I'm sure of it.
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14 comments:

  1. Agent Beryllium27 February 2011 at 13:46

    *rolls eyes* Yes, we get it Blue Sparrow, you and Warboss Badmoon are the same person. Can you lay it on any more thickly?

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  2. Blue Sparrow27 February 2011 at 14:01

    Surprisingly we're not, I actually hadn't even thought of that. I don't have time for any more secret identities than I already have.

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  3. The Warboss BadMoon27 February 2011 at 14:12

    Nope.avi

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  4. Agent Beryllium27 February 2011 at 14:24

    *deadpan stare*

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  5. The Warboss BadMoon27 February 2011 at 17:52

    It's okay we all make mistakes.

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  6. Agent Beryllium27 February 2011 at 18:14

    Leave it to a cape to completely miss the point and then pat herself on the back for being so clever.

    RLSH are all alike.

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  7. Blue Sparrow27 February 2011 at 19:52

    ......but.... I'm not Bad Moon. Sorry?

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  8. Blue Sparrow27 February 2011 at 19:53

    Also, I don't actually consider myself to be RLSH. I don't like that term.

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  9. Agent Beryllium27 February 2011 at 20:10

    Having multiple accounts and denying that you made them is how you end up on EncyclopediaDramatica.com

    As if the superhero cosplay wasn't enough.

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  10. The Warboss BadMoon27 February 2011 at 20:57

    I think Blue Sparrow is already up on EncyclopediaDramatica under the RLSH page. In the very least she's mentioned.

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  11. The Warboss BadMoon27 February 2011 at 20:58

    Also, Agent B, I'm a completely different person from Bird-brain over there. I'd post my Social Insurance Number and Drivers License if it didn't mean revealing my true identity.

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  12. Blue Sparrow27 February 2011 at 21:20

    I don't know what it would take to convince you that we're not the same person, but let me know if you have any suggestions.
    Also, there are people who are friends with both of us and have seen us both online at the same time, which wouldn't be possible unless I was so pathetic I went out, got another computer and logged on to both facebooks at the same time so I could convince people I'm also a villain in Canada.

    Or who knows, maybe you're just trolling us and you've known all along that we're two separate people.

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  13. Aaron Dietz6 March 2011 at 01:39

    This reminds me:

    This one time, someone accidentally used my email address to sign up for some website and I started getting regular emails from them. To unsubscribe or delete that account, I had to login on that site, and of course I didn't have the password.

    So...I contacted the site and told them, "Hey, I'm not this person whoever-it-was that signed up at this site." So they were like, "Oh, well, we'll at least have to call you to verify this information." And so I was all, "That's pretty funny--exactly how are you going to have me prove I'm not another person?" And they were all, "Yeah, duh. We'll delete your account. Sorry, bub."

    Except they didn't say the "bub" part.

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  14. The Warboss BadMoon16 March 2011 at 05:59

    Only Wolverine can say Bub, its his trademarked catchphrase...

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