Just to clarify.

I'm not some rage filled villain, I have some class and intelligence.

With that, I should point out I have a certain amount of respect for the RCSM.

I have no respect for anyone affiliated with the RLSH group however.

Come on, you don't need a mask to hand out food, you attention-whores.

Drama that reads like Highschool all over again.

Well, even before I started this, and even before I heard of it, There has always been infighting and drama within the RLSH world.

Most recently between it (RLSH) and the Rain City Superhero Movement. I'm led to believe that everything is hunky dory right now according to Knight Owl's rebuttal to the Wall Street Journals article on the 'Civil War'

Civil War? Don't make me laugh, You capes are to goody goody to even think about actually fighting each other, On the internet you may seem tough, but I'd bet real money you'd rather just sit on your forum circle jerk and talk about how you handed out a blanket to some bum, while other 'heroes' pat you on the back, instead of starting a real war.

So I guess it really burns your asses when people like Phoenix Jones and the RCSM go out and do some real crime fighting and gets all the attention, while you all play 'Super-humanitarian' and are labeled as petty whiners in the news. It would explain why most of you come off as Elitist punks when someone who just wants to be Bat Man comes on your forum looking for info and support.

I really look forward to reading some more of the Drama, It makes my job a lot easier, and just remember. If it weren't for all of you, none of us would be here, remember that.

NEWS FLASH BLUE SPARROW LOVES TO BATHE NAKED IN CARAMEL

So out of boredom I was thinking of coming up with some fake rumors to muddy Blue Sparrow's good name.

How does "BLUE SPARROW LOVES TO LICK BUS STOP BENCHES" sound?

or even "IS YOUR CHILD SAFE FROM THE WAY TIGHTER THAN SOCIALLY NECESSARY HUGS OF THE BLUE SPARROW?"

The boys in the slander department are working hard, but we'll get something that really hits home I'm sure of it.

The man behind the death of the man of steel

I don't normally get out to enjoy the finer civilian things in life, my kind of a Saturday night is sitting back with a cup of tea, Catcher and the rye, and a hand gun (just in case), but today I got out to enjoy a comic store I frequent by the name of Unreal City. It was their second anniversary and a local cafe was hosting its party. So I decided to bless their life with my presence.

However I was not the only Star super villain there, No no! For  you comic book nerds out there, I got to shake hands and have a nice conversation with one of the worlds most famous villains... Yes, Tom Grummet, one of the architects behind the Death of Superman.

My first question was how did you do it? He babbled about wanting to do something shocking to the comic universe, I kind of tuned him out and added in that he built his own death ray.

Note to self: Steal Tom Grummet's plans for his death ray...

Anyway, not much else to report so I will call this meeting adjourned.

P.S. - Blue Sparrow sucks.. (and swallows) [/maniacal laugh]

A Chat with Pheonix Jones.

BM:With all the infighting amongst you heroes, ether its just tabloid gossip or not, there won't be much left for us villains.

PJ:YOUR A VILLIAN ?

BM:Sometimes I prefer the term Lawyer.. or Businessman.

Phoenix is offline.

More on this as it develops. Might take awhile though, have to wait for Jones to develop alittle more in the brain section first.

Second day on the job

So today was relatively interesting, its still the 25th of February as I write this and I must say, for a regular every day Friday it was pretty enjoyable.
First I finally got in touch with that seattle bird-brain Blue Sparrow and tormented her alittle, she was alittle worse for wear the poor thing, alittle on the illiterate side I think, but that's Americans for you.

But who else do I have to choose from? the only person near me is some fool named Anonyman and he's only 15. What can a grown man do to mess with a 15 year old? find him outside after school and give him a wedgie. I have henchmen for that, damnit!

Oh well, I'm sure Blue Swallows will provide lots of fun for me in the mean time.

IN other news, I managed to get alot done, I've recruited some "Interns" today, I can't really use the term Henchmen on paper, tax reasons and junk, plus I think it could be considered slave labor, I don't know, I'm trying to cover all my bases so I don't get arrested so early in the game. They're now working around the manor, one of them was a butler in a past job, so I asked him if he'd be okay with that, but now I have to pay him a butlers salary... gotta take the bad with the good though, Davis (my butler) sure knows how to make a mean cheese burger.

A fellow villain, Magnus Obsidian, a mad scientist if there ever was one, has agreed to build me a suit of power armor, Needless to say I am excited.

Stephen Colbert is secretly Guy Fawkes.

They are anonymous, they are legion

Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert talked about the internet guardian Anonymous, Anonymous recently tore into an HBGary Cyber Security Officer Aaron Barr, Barr called down the thunder when he posted that he had real names and photos of The leaders of Anonymous.

I think someone forgot to tell Mr. Barr that Anonymous has no leaders, it is legion.

Anyway, Anonymous flicked away that small tick by hacking his site, hacking his email, and remotely erasing his Ipad.

This is nothing new, while most of Anonymous is lazy 14 year old's posting on an image board 'for teh lulz'. Alot of anonymous are what the internet called "Hacktivist", and some of these guys are down right nasty. I'd like to think of them as real maniacal internet super villains.

But this isn't the reason for this post, the reason for this post is, Stephen Colbert touched on the subject and had on one of HBGary's targets from the whole Wikileaks fiasco on the show. It was a normal segment right up until closer to the end where a Guy Fawkes mask was superimposed for half a second over Colbert's face.

When I saw it, You can be damn sure I laughed my proverbial balls off.

So does this mean Colbert is just looking for 'the lulz'?

or does Colbert support Anonymous?

They are legion after all.